I wonder how much trouble I would get into if I passed the duty of picking the next stamp onto the good people of the community.

I will never complain about anything having to do with the outdoors again. From now on, I will embrace nature and everything that comes with it with all the enthusiasm of a... I can't think of an analogy here, but you think of a good one and fill in the blank, and that's what I'll be like.

I haven't left my apartment in... years. Well, it's actually been months, but it feels like years so I think I'm justified in saying... anyway.

Point is, I haven't been affected by any viruses at all during that time. Would this be coincidence, or is the community just being nice to me?

It takes a lot more than a couple bullets to get me down.

Just saying.

Our press secretary C.J. is a goddess. If she ever shows up here, all of you are going to treat her with all the respect and admiration that she deserves.

By which I mean, polling is over. You're allowed to talk to me again.

So, Disney World. I can't say I'd ever been before, but I'd always wanted to go on Space Mountain and last weekend I was finally able to live that dream. Taking a two-day community-funded vacation and then coming home to discover that no time actually passed was pretty good, too ( Read more... )

Donnatella Moss, I suddenly find myself with a great admiration for your parents.

Nobody ask me about work for the next... oh, twelve years, please.

Just don't.

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I've been subpoenaed.